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i-surprise mo na lang ako

Post by Eiram on Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:29 am

A large signboard says: "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY."

Nakita ng lasenggo... "So what?! Sino ba nagmamadali? "?



Economics Professor: "Now tell me what is the similarity between your bank account and a bra?

Student: "Well, the more in it, the better interest you get."




Son to dying father: Itay, ano po ang gusto nyo, magpalibing ba o magpa-cremate?

Ama:Ikaw na ang bahala, anak. I-surprise mo na lang ako.

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Re: i-surprise mo na lang ako

Post by casper22 on Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:49 am

hahaha harharhar

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